So recently I have come back from a short holiday away to spain where the Spanish decided to shit us up and announce they was going on National strike at ALL airports just to make life difficult and to try and make a stand to do with some sort of politics rubbish. I mean how selfish to do it on the day I was due to fly home. Anyway im home now... obviously.
On walking through my front door I was greeted with a box left by the council that clearly says FOOD RECYCLING. Now I remember when recycling first was introduced, the council wanted to try and enforce fines if you didn't put that plastic bottle just so in the correct pink recycling bag. Eventually it was accepted as part of life and you recycle without thinking about it which is great...in theory. Now with this great "let us recycle your food so we can re sell it to you AGAIN and make more money" box we have 3 rubbish bins in the kitchen. Im sorry but I don't live in a fucking mansion like Hugh Hefner so therefore I don't have the room. Just so I don't have to use this box I am eating every scrap of food on my plate and the box makes a good foot stall. Your body uses the nutrients and vitamins from the food you eat and disposes of it in the form of shit which is in theory left over food of sort. So my advice to everyone is this... if the council wants to recycle, let them. When you next feel a one coming, take a shit IN THE BOX, and leave it out for collection.
Just remember to put the lid back on in case it rains. Or you will get a fine. Trust me...
until tommorow, good night!
